DORKTOWN PODCAST

The Brothers Rude - Dorktown #109

2012-02-26T22:28:00.002-08:00

Experimental. That's what Dorktown is. This particular episode at least. Max and Johnny Rude of Fresno cover band "Mr. RuUUde" guest host this one (Mikey and Bells were busy at a fuckhead convention). Listen for things like:

Producer Becky questions why she sits through this.
Johnny and Max Rude go through the Dorktown and Mr. Rude "mailbag".
MUSIC BREAK: Fay Wrays "Cars".
A special Mr. RuUUde OR GAME.
Scream Off.
The Tesla HeEEyyys.

Click or download this treat for your Ear Balls:

TheBrothersRudeDorktown109.mp3

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Damn Dirty Dorks - Dorktown 108

2012-02-13T22:27:00.000-08:00

On the heels of the Pliny The 'Tounger' Tour show, it's Episode 108 with guest Chris "Dirty" Dowdy of Dirty Dowdy Podcast and Internet radio. The crew talk to Dowdy about many things, some of them include:

The guys attempt to give Dowdy relationship advice.
Manchester Gate kids are overrated.
Mexican whorehouse stories.
Sign twirlers should be used to promote Dirty Dowdy Radio.
New Rock 104.1 and Motel Drive stories.
A Van Halen review and a Ozmosis review.
Dowdy tries to woo Bells and Producer Becky away from Mikey.
Is there a Dirty Dowdy vs. Dead In 60 Years rivalry?
There's a new local website out: Gotta Love Fresno.

Listen by clicking or downloading this: DirtyDorksDorktown108.mp3

Episode info:
Dorktown theme music by Reid May.
Music break by Motel Drive "Plastic Dashboard Jesus" - find them on iTunes and CD Baby.
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Email Dorktown: mike@dorktown.net
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HEY BANDS! If you're a Central Valley musician (whatever kind of music) and a have mp3, Dirty Dowdy wants them. He has started a Internet Radio station that plays and promotes local music. Email him your mp3s and he'll put them on the air: chris@dirtydowdy.com

Pliny The Younger Tour - Dorktown #107

2012-02-09T22:59:00.000-08:00

Road trip time for Dorktown as Mikey and Bells tour the 99, 580 and 101 as they head up to Santa Rosa. Why would somebody leave Fresno to visit Santa Rosa? Beer. Pliny The Younger at Russian River Brewery, to be more specific.

Along the way there's talk of: Clovis, fog, first Fresno jobs, Bullard & Palm, Casa Corona, Pliny The Younger, beer-ride wait times, drinking, puking, Santa Rosa, sponsorship and Fonzy Eyyys.

Download or just play this:

PlinyTheYoungerDorktown107.mp3

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Dorktown Episode #106 - Dorktown Blues

2012-01-29T23:48:00.001-08:00

Welcome to you, Fresnan reader. It's time again for another Dorktown Podcast. Bells, Producer Becky and Mikey hang out, drink, cuss, talk about Fresno and what's going on in their tiny world. Here is a sample of what you'll... hear:

Why would anybody leave Fresno for beer?
Inspired by Mike Oz's column, Dorktown tries to figure out if its a good Fresnan.
Manchester Steakhouse is your home now.
MUSIC BREAK: Motel Drive "Drifter Blues"
There's another podcast to deal with.
A drunk call from Phoenix must be dealt with.
Trent & Mikey get nerdy with some Greedo talk.
FONZY EYYS!

Listen play clicking the grey thingy below:

DorktownBlues-Episode106.mp3

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Josh & Jaime - Dorktown #105C

2012-01-22T22:34:00.000-08:00

A long running joke on Dorktown is that the engineer/co-host sucks at engineering - and hosting but that's a whole other thing. Sadly this joke isn't written in or on purpose. Random bad audio just seems to happen on the podcast. Mics not working, random buzzing, levels all over the place and even the occasional deleted show.

Well that's what happened to the Original Dorktown #105, with guest Joshua Tehee. Somehow it got deleted. So Josh was nice enough to come back a week later and record it again... half way through, the file imploded on itself and THAT was deleted, but in a whole NEW way. So what you're (hopefully) going to listen to now is the second half or third attempt at #105-C.

In this episode you'll hear:

Bells and Mikey hanging with Joshua Tehee and Jaime Holt as they talk about their band and how they're playing Fulton 55 Monday night as a fundraiser for Cat House On The Kings.
One of the "members" of Mr. Rude calls in.
Josh & Jaime play live.
Is there somewhere to go on the Fulton Mall?
What's a merkin?
Josh & Jaime make a big radio related - EXCLUSIVE to Dorktown - announcement.
FRESNO "OR GAME".
A Fresno FAX story.
How did Dorktown get its lame name?
Fonzy Eyyys.

Be careful, lot's of cussing as always. Listen or download by clicking:

Josh&JaimeDorktown105C.mp3

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Dorktown #104: Merry Christmas - Coach Fu-Manchu To Become Dr. Boz' Unibrow!

2011-12-14T00:22:00.000-08:00

Welcome back to another episode of our local (LISTEN LOCAL!) themed podcast: Dorktown. We appreciate the listening, Fresno. This (sorta) Christmas themed episode has some stuff like this:

The only way to enjoy Christmas Tree Lane is with secret booze.
Producer Becky and Mikey tension.
Mikey touches Fierce Creatures' penis.
Fresno wind damage.
Fresno Sheriff gets $500 for every confirmed kill?
Mystery Fresno helicopter.
Fresno marathon conflicts with porch drinking.
Review of Yardhouse, Fresno.
More Christmas lights of Fresno.
MUSIC BREAK: Achievement House.
A breakdown of Fresno Mag's 'Best Of Fresno'.
Fresno State's Coach Fu-Manchu is depressed and is looking for a new job.
FONZY EYYYS!

To hear that stuff, click and listen to this: Dorktown104.mp3 or:

Dorktown Episode 104 - X-Mas Tree Dorks

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Opening music by Trumpet Solo. Pic by Fresno Bee's Gary Kazjaian.

Dorktown Episode 103 - Pierce Is Metal

2011-11-20T22:29:00.001-08:00

Guitarist for Fresno bands Azazel and Trumpet Solo, Pierce May, joins Dorktown for this one. Many things discussed, like:

Random Fresno retail news.
Deer in NW Fresno.
Pierce's Fresno music history.
Best clubs in town.
The borders of the Tower District.
Fresno State Students are clueless.
MUSIC: Azazel "Immortal"
GAME: Is it metal?
Past Fresno concerts.
Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen by clicking below:

DorktownEP103Pierce Is Metal.mp3

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Dorktown Episode 102: Sweded Dorks

2011-11-02T23:45:00.001-07:00

It's taken years but Dorktown finally got the dynamic duo of Bryan & Roque from Dumbdrum.com and Swedefest.com. Good timing too as their Swed Fest is coming Saturday and their sweded Avengers trailer has been exploding the Internet's nerdy head.

So Bells and Mikey will be talking to them about that, other Fresno/Dumb Drum business and then add a good Star Wars rant to appease the Dork Gods. All within Dorktown Episode 102.

Listen by downloading or clicking the file below:

DorktownEpisode102.mp3

Music by Trumpet Solo and Rademacher (go buy Babyhawk Vol II).

Make sure to check out Swedefest.com and head out Saturday for Swede Fest 8:

Dorktown Episode 101: It's The Hallloowwweeen Spesooo

2011-10-29T23:33:00.000-07:00

Dorktown has always been scary ... but this episode is actually supposed to be. Episode 101 has Bells, Mikey, Producer Becky and special guest, Michael Banti, from Weird Fresno. The group talks about: haunted places in the Fresno area, an EVP by Michael, ghost hunting shows, Fresno UFO and ghost stories. Plus a little big of Dorktown and Fresno business.

You should totally listen or download by clicking the below file:

DorktownPodcast101.mp3

Length is 1:00. Music by Trumpet Solo and the Sunburns.

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IT'S HERE!: Dorktown Episode 100

2011-10-18T00:44:00.000-07:00

Finally. Our long, unprofessional, drunk, off-putting, horrible sounding, cuss filled, over six-year long journey has finally got us to Episode 100. Dorktown is a podcast for lovers and haters of Fresno. A podcast for nerds, drunks and jerkoffs - In case you forgot.

During this episode there will be too much talking about Dorktown, attempts at conversations about FUSE Fest, the Fresno Fair, Yardhouse, Fulton Mall and other stuff.

Listen up for the special call-ins by Dorktown Listeners and be ready for the Episode 100 drinking game.

Listen by downloading/clicking below:

Dorktown Episode 100!

Music by Trumpet Solo and Fay Wrays.

Thank you so much for those brave souls that have listened throughout the years. One day we'll do everyone a favor and stop. But until then, Dorktown carries on.

Dorktown100.mp3

Dorktown Episode 99 - Same Dorks As They Ever Were

2011-09-26T23:54:00.000-07:00

You would think a podcast that has been around over six years and have now done 99 shows, would know what the hell they're doing. Not Dorktown. Nope. Still messing up after all these years.

Take a little walk (complete with messed up audio) down Dorktown's historically nerdy and fowl mouthed past with Bells and Mikey. They talk about their favorite moments, play some old audio, listen to FUSE Fest band, Sounds & Sciences and give the ultimate Fonzy Eyyys.

Download or just click the file below:

Dorktown99.mp3

Dorktown Episode 98 - Or Game Orgy

2011-08-08T23:41:00.001-07:00

As our podcast meanders towards its 100th episode, Dorktown is still just as tough to listen to as it ever was. And that's the way we like it (because we have no choice). This episode has:

Fresno State's new Field Turf.
Soundgarden and San Francisco.
A long winded Or Game filled with classic and new questions, all Fresno and Dorktown related.
Sol stops by.
The Backstabbers are played.
F.U.S.E. Fest is pimped.
Fonzy Eyys are given.

Dorktown Episode 98 - Or Game Orgy

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Download: Episode98.mp3

[Pic from Fresno State's page]

Dorktown Episode 97 - This Is Not Suitable For Anyone

2011-07-18T23:03:00.000-07:00

It's not for everyone ... well, it's really not for anyone. It's NSFA. It's Dorktown Podcast. But, you know, listen anyway. Listen for stuff like this:

Trumpet Solo is now on iTunes.
Reid calls from Virgina.
Thanks to fellow podcasters, DI60Y.
A 'live' remote from North Fresno.
Disneyland and no Fresno at California Adventure - well, except for the replica Roeding Park restrooms.
Fresno County Island Guy.
Bubba gets hacked.
Tony D gives Dorktown the best review ever.
MUSIC BREAK: Rademacher's "They Are Always Into That"
Kopi's Hairpiece is now on Twitter.
REMOTE: Veni Vidi Vici's
Bell's first Dorktown appearence.
Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen by clicking this: Dorktown97.mp3 or use the player:

Dorktown Episode 97 - Not Suitable For ANYBODY by thefresnan

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Dorktown #96 - iTunes Hates This Podcast

2011-06-12T23:09:00.000-07:00

As our podcast limps to Episode 100, we present 96. It's like one of those episodes that will be quickly forgotten... just like the preceding 95.

El Torro Tambien is closed? Bullard Kids are pissed.

A large "Or Game" with a TV show theme.

MUSIC: Iwanaga - "Mr Boomer"

Remembering the original Fresno Tower Records.

Who has the Farrell's Drum?!

Bells calls it a show.

Fonzy Eyyys complete with a iTunes Hater.

Listen by clicking here:

Dorktown 96 - iTunes Hates This

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Dorktown Episode 95 - South Of Shaw no more?

2011-05-23T00:11:00.000-07:00

It's the final Dorktown show... from its long time "studio", that is. Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky discuss this and other Dorktown/Fresno related things. Such as:

Dorktown is moving and Mikey has North of Shaw guilt.
Has anything been happening in Fresno/Madera?
Several SF shows to discuss plus Prince, Motley Crue and Poison at Save Mart.
MUSIC BREAK: Fay Wrays "She Gave Me A Compass"
Big CD release show at Fulton 55 for the Fay Wrays and Dorktown will be there.
GAME: Dorktown's version of the "Dating Game"!!
FONZY EYYYS.

Head's up for any new listeners: this podcast has lots of swearing and other nasty boy things. It don't mean a thing to Janet Jackson but it may mean something to you.

Listen by clicking this file: Dorktown95.mp3 Or this:

Dorktown Episode 95 - South Of Shaw

Opening music by Trumpet Solo.
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Dorktown Episode 94 - Will Be Dead In 60 Years (we hope)

2011-04-25T23:33:00.001-07:00

Bells may need to take over content control of Dorktown.
Trumpet Solo may be ending (the Dorktown Band Jinx lives).
A report from Aaron the La Selva Beach Connection is asked which is better? Santa Cruz's the Catalyst or Fresno's Fulton 55.
Dorkline Sexline Hotline.
Reid suggestions Kopi should be on SNL. Kopi's Hairpiece attempts to respond.
MUSIC BREAK: Fierce Creatures "Ships To Shore".
A subtle F.U.S.E. Fest announcement.
REMOTE: At Fulton 55 with Brad and some of the Dead In 60 Years crew.
Fonzy Eyyss.

Listen in by downloading this: Dorktown94.mp3

Or streaming this:

DorktownEpisode94deadinsixty

Opening music: Trumpet Solo "Hard Working Economy"

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Dorktown Episdoe 93 - I Don't Talk Golf Course

2011-04-11T22:28:00.001-07:00

Welcome. It's another episode of our little profanity laden, Fresno tainted, show. Listen with a friend ... one that won't say "Why are you listening to this crap!?"

Having a beer or two is recommended while listening.

Download: Dorktown93.mp3

Some stuff touched on:

Civil War for Central California.
What would happen if Huell Howser stopped at Kliens Truck Stop?
REMOTE: Reid is at The Hemlock hanging with some sweet Fresnans, Dylan Tidyman-Jones and Elliot Johnson. (Nice Blake Jones reference in there.)
Swim the San Joaquin much?
Dorktown's bringing Borat back.
REMOTE: Mikey and Bells at Fulton 55.
Watch out for the homeless couples in a Madera McDonald's.
Strange Vine is sharing a stage with The Black Keys!
MUSIC: Strange Vine "Close Your Eyes".
Creative Fresno's 'Members Only' party is April 30th!
Bells gets pulled over.
Fonzy Eyyys.

Opening music by Trumpet Solo.
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Dorktown Episode 92 - These Aren't The Dorks You're Looking For

2011-03-07T00:39:00.000-08:00

Our locally themed podcast known as Dorktown is back. The latest episode is not safe to listen to with your mother, like always. Knowing that, kick back and listen for stuff like:

A way too long Star Wars intro mix.
Yardhouse coming to Fresno.
Dorktownline call-ins!!
'Live' remotes from Wasabii's, Fulton 55 and Livingstones.
Rogue Festival time.
Bells has special Fresnan privileges.
SLO venues.
Music break:
Bells likes Fulton 55.
Best Bells Fresno character rant ... ever.
Fonzy Eyyys out to Fresno's podcast scene and stuff.

Click and listen: dorktown92.mp3

Dorktown Episode 92 - These Aren't The Droids

MUSIC FEATURED:

DJ Bradley.
PK.

EPISODE RELATED LINKS:

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Dorktown Episode 91

2011-02-14T22:07:00.000-08:00

New Dorktown is up and ready for listening. Like usual, it can get uncomfortable in places - That's What She Said. Listen up for things like:

Bullard Knights: new uni's and a new school district?
Does having a storage unit in North Fresno count as having a North Fresno address?
Chris Colfer does a little Clovis bashing.
Does Buffalo Wild Wings pace drinking?
Greenhouse, Swiggs, BB's and Fresno Karoque.
Will anyone care about a Dorktown 6th Anniversary Party.
'Live' report from Fulton 55 with Joshua Tehee.
Music break: It'll Grow Back "I Got Mine".
NEW CALL IN LINE!! "DORKLINE" (559) 492-0542 - anytime, day or night, drunk or sober.
Join Dorktown at Fulton 55 for Mo-Fo Party, Saturday.
Social D at Rainbow Ballroom.
Portlandia should be spawning a Freslandia.
Fresno Wiffleball League interest?
Fonzy Eyysss: Tioga Brewing, Disneyland Fairy Princess... area?, KYNO baseball.
Bells on Twitter?

Download or play: Dorktown91.mp3 [42:07]

Dorktown - Episode 91

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Dorktown Episode 90 - Now With Ninjas

2011-01-23T23:14:00.000-08:00

It's about damn time for another Fresno inspired episode of our own podcast: Dorktown.

Episode 90's audio is a little rough to get through for the first few minutes but it settles down - give it shot. Like always, it's not safe for your mom's ears. Here are some highlights to listen for:

Clovis folks randomly give out buttdrags.
Come to Clovis: We're Going To Shoot Someone Today.
Fresno house tagging.
Wolf Lakes wedding stories.
Report your graffiti.
Buffalo Wild Wings opens in Fresno.
Tearing down Taco Bells.
Retail dumpings.
Music break: I Do Not Exist.
Fulton 55 opens.
Bells recommends some Fresno Armenian restaurants.
Dorktown will never be on Sirius.
Tony D of KYNO is a fan of Bells.
Fonzy Eyyyss.

Dorktown Podcast Episode 90 - Ninjas recorded this

Listen to player above or download: DorktownEpisode90.mp3

Side note: If you're looking for a new drinking game, down a drink everytime Bells says "ninjas".

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Dorktown Episode 89 - Walmart Dick Swinging

2011-01-03T14:26:00.000-08:00

Our Fresno inspired podcast has returned with a fresh - yet still fowl - episode for 2011. Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky hang out and talk about stuff like:

Claim Jumper and Red Robin close.
Nothing happens in North Clovis.
"The Morning After" off to a slow start.
Dorktown's Facebook is embarrassing.
Walmart's shaking their dicks at Fresno.
The La Selva Beach Connection is MIA.
Music break with Fresno's Lezayr.
Bubba's Gizzard calls in to Dorktown.
Fresno needs more 24 Hour pharmacies.
Bells has a new Or Game.
Fonzy Eyyys.
Being on Sportsline sparks indifference from Bells and Producer Becky.

Warning: the show is unsafe for children up to 24-years-old and unsuitable for everyone.

Download: dorktown89.mp3

Stream:

Dorktown Episode 89 - Walmart Dick Swinging

*Opening music by Trumpet Solo. Contact the show: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown Episode 88 - Keg Solo

2010-12-07T00:37:00.000-08:00

Our latest episode of Dorktown is a little different and a little drunk. Alright, the drunk part isn't different and it's VERY drunk. The different part is it was recorded during Mikey's birthday/house party with the mighty Trumpet Solo as a live music guest.

What to expect.

Mikey talks with Trumpet Solo (Ried May, Pierce May, Nick Napoletano) and gets pumped up for their performance.
Trumpet Solo performs their song "Hard Working Economy" with Mikey guesting on rhythm guitar.
Bells, Mikey, Josh T, Reid talk some random drunk talk with keg-stands.
Trumpet Solo live song break.
A finishing keg-stand from the La Selva Beach Connection.

Beware, like always, there is a lot of loud and foul language so... earmuffs.

Download: kegsolodorktown88.mp3

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Dorktown - Episdoe 87 - Portand Sucks

2010-11-08T23:31:00.000-08:00

Our podcast has finally returned from a long podcast sabbatical (drying out period). It's going to be another classic Dorktown with audio difficulties, no production, beer drinking and Fresno talk.

Like always, this in NOT Safe For Work or monkeys. Pre-listening sorrys for Producer Becky's mic not working throughout, and no production value (no songs, sound effects, opening or closing music) due to a bad computer.

Download this file: dorktownepisode87.mp3 to listen. Or use the player:

Dorktown Podcast #87

Expect to hear some stuff about: Bells in Portland, the Clovis Urban Stupid Exp, Voting In Fresno and prop 19, what a Marinite thinks of Fresno, Fresnans in San Fran and more junk.

Be sure to check out Dorktown on Facebook and contact the show by emailing mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net.

[*Photo cred: David Falconer]

Pliny The Elder - Dorktown Podcast EP85

2010-09-08T23:04:00.000-07:00

It's been time for Dorktown to do a show from the road for a while now. So why not do one during a friend of the show's birthday party, a one Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection"? There is no music in this episode (sorry) because it's from the road, but you'll hear such things as:

Bad Casa De Fruta humor.
Pliny The Elder is the real King Of Beers.
Run-ins with the Highway Patrol.
Hard rock works at Woodward Park.
Aaron's party begins and the Plinys are opened.
Drunk party jibberish.
A very hungover ride home to Fresno.

To listen, download the file: dorktownEpisode85.mp3

*There are a couple rare edits during this episode, but trust us, they had to be done [drunk jibber jabber]. Email the show: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown Podcast - Episode 84

2010-08-03T00:06:00.000-07:00

At Dorktown, we try to make the podcast as difficult to listen to as possible so we're left with the "true fan". Either that or we're just a bunch of idiots with beer and some occasionally working microphones.

In this episode, one douchebag's mic is louder than the other (the WHOLE episode) and the opening music overpowers the douchey talk. If you can handle that (and occasional nasty dialog), have a listen to the latest Dorktown:

Download: dorktown84.mp3 [39:32]

Or use the player:

If you listen you can expect: Fresno radio talk, too many Fresno burger options, Bell's old Suzuki Samurai story, Journey talk?, Bells knows no FuSE Fest artists, Central Fresno fighting, Fonzy aayyys.

Music featured: Trumpet Solo. Say Swear.

Show contacts: mike@dorktown.net, bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown Podcast Episode #83 - Five Years of Dork

2010-06-29T08:44:00.000-07:00

If you haven't really listened to the Dorktown Podcast before (you've had five years to not get around to it, why start now?) the following episode is not for you. It will likely suck because it quietly marks five years of Dorktown and it's kinda self indulgent. No party like in previous years. It's just a couple of douchebags dudes talking, pretty much.

There is a new game played, music from Trumpet Solo and the Fay Wrays, the first Dorktown guest ever (Aaron from La Selva Beach), two special guests drop by the studio, Deftones at Woodward and (of course) audio problems. Other than that, don't worry about it - catch Dorktown the next time around.

But if you're hardcore dork, listen/download: DorkownEP83.mp3

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Dorktown Podcast Episode 82: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

2010-05-10T22:22:00.000-07:00

Finally. A new Dorktown Podcast to ignore. Stuff you'll not want to listen for:

Another muffed opening.
Bells schools an idiot on the UFC and the Fresno connections.
NEW GAME!: How Many F-Bombs?
Local music break with Blake Jones and the Trike Shop.
Will there be a anniversary party for five years of Dorktown?
Dorktown wedges its way into Fresno radio.
Wildlife In The City: the full badger story from the man hero that lived it.
A Fresno tri-tip influenced Fonzy Eyyhhss.

For those that don't know, there is a lot of a cussing and it starts off early. So remember that when you don't listen to the player below or download: dorktownEP82.mp3

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Dorktown Podcast #81: Phoenix, Lucas, Pinkeye and Fresno

2010-03-15T14:19:00.000-07:00

After too long of a break *lame* our own Dorktown Podcast returns with all the lameness and fowl language you know and tolerate. This episode was uploaded with no help from Google or its fiber magic.

Download: dorktownepisode81.mp3

Expect to hear some stuff like this:

Mikey messing up right off the bat with bad audio and screwing up the new opening music by Trumpet Solo (you can barely hear it, dumbass).
New Fresno places the crew has visited.
A celebration for Dorktown's 5th anniversary? Yes or no and if yes, then where.
Trent in Phoenix talks Star Wars and Indy rumors plus let's us in on how Fresno is playing in Arizona.
Classic Dorktown music with Pinkeye.
Lost is limping to the finish.
Fonzy ehhyyys.

Click this or listen with the player:

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Dorktown Podcast Episode 80 - 31 Days Of Kimburrrly

2010-01-31T23:33:00.000-08:00

Dorktown went on a large binge errr, mild hiatus but has returned with its own brand of dorky-f-bomb Fresno-y podcasting. As you may know, it's NSFW or yellow labs.

Listen or download: dorktown80.mp3

Fantributor Kim Burrrly is in the studio to talk about her 31 Days Of Fresno.
Could Clovis have '31 Days'?
Bars located around Dorktown Studios.
The first blogger on KMJ.
Disneyland tangent.
Fresno band, Moses, makes their Dorktown debut.
Coach Fu Manchu.
Kimburrrly hate mail.
Bells and Kimburrrly battle over Imagination Movers.
No Town's roller derby season is coming!
Fonzy Eyyys.

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Listen with the player:

Dorktown #79 - A Dorktown Christmas

2009-12-18T22:03:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another episode of our own crass little podcast, Dorktown. As always, your ears will be offended by the cussing and the lameness.

Download: aDorktownChristmas.mp3 [35.95mb] [39:18] [Episode #79]

Some of what you'll be listening too:

Christmas Tree lane better than Candy Cane Lane.
Bullard Knight football kicks all ass.
A Fresnan secret is revealed.
A Christmas movie themed OR GAME.
Dorktown interviews Luke from Brother Luke & The Comrades and Circles & Circles.
Live clip of Brother Luke playing at Starline.
Bells and Mikey play Modern Warfare 2 [PSN names: Bells316 and fresnan].
HIGH HORSE: Don't put nuts in Mikey's junk.
A "live" report from Christmas Tree Lane.
Dorktown is on Facebook now, become a fan and junk.
FONZY EHHS.

Technical issues (because Mikey is bound to jack up something):

Mikey's mic is too loud throughout the episode.
Audio suddenly becomes louder a few minutes in.
Bad feedback coming back from remotes.

Click to download or listen: aDorktownChristmas.mp3

Dorktown 78 - Mikey's Birthday Episode

2009-12-17T08:20:00.000-08:00

Download Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

What will you be listening to today?:

Mikey is really too old to be podcasting.
What has Clovis ever given us?!
Bells tries to cover for technical issues (wow, exciting, eh?)
Mikey is also too old to be watching Bulldog games.
Fresno's Wheels Of Fortune is played (awesome).
A Random Moment With Producer Becky.
What is Bells doing in Central Fresno?
Fresno sex posistions?
Fonzy Ehhhs go on too long.

Episode technical issues (because Mikey always jacks up something):

Computer power cuts out causing stopping and starting on several occasions.

Episode plugs and such:

Make sure to check out Wheels Of Fortune playing Audie's Olympic on December 26th.
Dorktown finally has a page on Facebook, become a fan!
Contact the show by emailing: mike@thefresnan.com

Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

Dorktown Podcast episode 77 - The Fay Wrays show

2009-10-23T00:54:00.000-07:00

Much like Fresno's Fay Wrays' album release show, this podcast has been building for some time. Finally it's here for us to enjoy (audio issues and all), as Ben and Eli (from the Fay Wrays) join Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky for some dorkness.

Some things you'll be listening to: The Fays Wrays new album, uncomfortable Dorktown pauses, more drinking is needed, recording in Fresno, Fresno's like Europe, Reedly talk, what happened to The Nancies?, loudest Fresno band, Fresno's live music club status, Ben plays some live music, where the Fays Wrays get their ideas, more live Ben, Fonzy Ehhhs.

Listen by clicking this: dorktown77faywrays.mp3
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Thursday night's show:

Thanks for listening and please check out our blog at www.thefresnan.com

Dorktown Episode 76: Dorktown Is So Metal!

2009-09-14T22:44:00.000-07:00

Dorktown is happy to return and fill your ears with Fresno foulness. What kind of podcast drunkness is there to expect in this episode?

North Clovis: Where Farmer Ted meets strip malls.
Bells remembers an old Fresno bar called "Wired"?
A kinda ACDC in Fresno review.
Past Bells and Mikey at Greek Fest.
Marin County talk.
A new local podcast may be invading Dorktown's space.
Re:FUSE Fest is coming to Downtown Fresno October 2nd and 3rd.
Fresno band Racelegs gets Dorktown play.
Former Flowing With Famous star, Reid May, is at Tokyo Garden and is so metal with his band Trumpet Solo.
"Or Game"
Fonzy Eyyys.
Bootlegged In Fresno: Trumpet Solo.

Download Episode 76: DorktownIsSoMetal.mp3

*Or go to your iTunes, search in podcasts for "Dorktown" and have some dirty fun!

Dorktown Podcast - Episode 75

2009-08-04T23:47:00.000-07:00

Simply put: This episode of Dorktown is for the giving fans of Dorktown. That's because it gets a little self-serving as there are no guests, a lot of talk about the Dorktown Anniversary Show, Dorktown's favorite "listener" is called and there is a Star Wars related tangent that can only be enjoyed by the hosts... and of course there is too many bad words. But when you get to 75 episodes, self-serving and fowl language is bound to happen.

So, you've been warned: It's NOT SAFE FOR WORK (or Dorktown haters).

Dare to download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast Episode 74 - The View Looks Good From Dorktown

2009-07-01T06:27:00.000-07:00

So. Dorktown. It's our podcast. Been doing it for four years. We're having an anniversary party that you're all invited to on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic/Club Fred. It's going to be all kinds of awesome and free to attend. We hope to see you there. But first we have to podcast with our podcasting brothers, Ed and Adam from The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno. Download: DorktownEpisode74.mp3

What to kinda expect:

Where did Ed and Adam begin getting awesome?

The first ever Fresno Pacific discussion, anywhere, ever.

Bells translates for Becky.

The Bee is all small now.

Ed gets into a blog war.

Everyone (especially Eli) should come kick Mikey's ass at the Dorktown Anni show on Thursday!

Why did Adam and Ed start blogging? Why would anyone?

ShamWow jokes.

Is there anywhere to go in North Fresno?

Pecha Kucha presenting takes balls.

ACDC is coming to your Fresno.

Beer break.

Podcasting discussed.

iPhone/Star Wars battle.

Or games.

Fonzy eyyys for the second time.

>Contacting the dorks: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode74.mp3 Or use the player below:

Anniversary show details:

Dorktown 73: Patrick Contreras Band invades

2009-06-04T00:32:00.000-07:00

Fresno musician, Patrick Contreras, has been making the Fresno podcast rounds and has finally stopped by Dorktown to visit with Bells, Becky and Mikey. But that's not the only guest, PCB drummer Jason and bass/keyboard player Quetzal are hanging too, along with Ms. Joey aka Lola La Chola.

We don't want to give it all away but the band will be talking about shutting down the Tower District (pretty much) June 20th and they play a new song live! Plus, Joey gives up some juicy Smog City gossip at the end.

FOWL LANGUAGE AND LOUDNESS WARNING: There's a lot of it. Tell the kids "ear muffs" then listen to DorktownEpisode73.mp3 by clicking and downloading.

Or, you can use the player below:

Dorktown 72: Bells Goes After Everybody

2009-05-10T23:23:00.000-07:00

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.

Child Protective Services will be called after this.

Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.

Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.

The days when Sudz in the City was nice.

Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.

Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.

Fonzy Eyyys.

You can download this file

dorktown72.mp3
Or, you can use the player below:

Dorktown Epsisode 71 - Newsroom Cafe

2009-04-12T22:50:00.000-07:00

Dorktown #71 was recorded at Kern and L in the Newsroom Cafe. Like most Dorktowns, this episode comes with a classic Not Safe For Work or Babies warning. Seriously. And sorry for the audio levels here, they are simply all over the place... you know, like always. Some things to expect:

A slow start with funky audio.

What posses a person to open up a Downtown Fresno business right now?

What the hell are the Rainbow Girls?

Is Ashley hot?

Drinking at Disneyland.

The Blue Bayou and secret clubs for "furries" and Donald Duck.

Everybody's first concerts.

Big Hat Days at Clovis.

Comcast has dating "On Demand"?

Things get out of hand.

Fonzy Eyyss.

Special thanks to the Newsroom Cafe for letting Dorktown bastardize their cool little hangout. Everyone should check this place out (because it's awesome) and support Downtown Fresno businesses.

If you're okay with bad language, have a listen by downloading this: Dorktown71newsroomcafe.mp3 [43:15]
Or use our player:

Dorktown Podcast 70:

2009-02-22T21:54:00.000-08:00

Please do us a favor, readers, and listen to Dorktown - Episode 70. And yes, this is NOT Safe For Work or fans common decency. Some things to expect:

>Lance Armstrong peed in Clovis.

>Does Bells know what the hell Twitter is?

>Dave Mathews finally comes to Fresno.

>Will there be a Lamb Of God ticket giveaway?

>One of Bells' rivals becomes a podcaster.

>Central Valley radio memories.

>Mike Oz gets rowdy voicemails.

>HateFX has new Fresno metal.

>Fonzy Eeyyys!

Contact the show: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

Download the show here: DorktownEpisode70.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast: Episode S-I-X-T-Y Niiiiine

2009-01-25T23:09:00.000-08:00

Just trying to start your week off with something Not Safe For Work; it's our obnoxiously amusing, very poorly engineered and very Fresno, podcast: Dorktown69.mp3

Some things to expect:

Clerks finally opens the show, loud metal and low mic volume follows.
"Producer Becky" returns.
K-Fed comes back to Fresno.
Ty Pennington does too Extreme of a makeover in Fresno.
Segment: Is... is that fucking Timmy T?
Bad singing.
Farrell's memories disappoint.
Segment: High Horse: No, I haven't read your blog.
Music: Fashawn "Freedom"
Audio problem #2.
Segment: Underrated - Fresno edition.
More blogger bashing from Bells.
Bells is the best hamburger in Fresno.
Fonzy Eyyyss: complete with Star Wars and male enhancement.

Listen by Downloading: Dorktown69.mp3
Or just use this player:

Dorktown Episode 68: Sounds Like Crap

2008-12-30T00:18:00.000-08:00

Humbly brought to you by The Fresnan it's Dorktown Podcast Episode 68. It's unsafe listening for work and small English speaking children.

If you're brave enough to listen, you can expect that hosts Mikey and Bells's mics will be too loud and the guests (Derek and Aaron) mics won't be working at all (there is a payoff for that if you can listen to the whole show). You can also expect three celeb guests to show up, and Mikey sounding like a dumbshit.

Download: DorktownEpisode68.mp3

Dorktown Christmas 08 - Episode 67

2008-12-14T15:33:00.000-08:00

It's Dorktown Podcast's Christmas 2008 Episode. It's not safe for work, unless you work at a strip club. Download: Dorktown Episode 67

-A Christmas Story kind of opening.
-Bells warns Mikey against dirty mall Santas.
-Winter Formal sex stories.
-Mikey over modulates a Victory Jump Christmas song and gives up.
-Is Gary Chereone taking over the defunct Cabo Wabo Fresno?
-More VH talk.
-HIGH HORSE: Glade's big ugly lying spokeswoman.
-Fonzy Eyyyyys.
-Rambling.

Click this: dorktownepisode67.mp3

Dorktown 66: Old Fresno Podcasting

2008-11-10T23:21:00.000-08:00

Welcome to what is known as the stain on Fresno's culture rug: Dorktown Podcast. Episode 66 is ready for downloading. It's not safe for work but perfectly fine for babies. What to expect:

A little too much KISS and rambling open a podcast with.
Old listeners have grown up and moved on.
Good Fresno fake ID spots.
Bells is glad the election is over.
Downtown Bisla's was the best but The Sky Room is cool.
The Fay Wray's get more Dorktown play.
A Bell's HIGH HORSE.
Fran Florez gets the Dorktown treatment.
Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen to the podcast by clicking this: DorktownEpisode66.mp3

Dorktown Fair: Episode 65

2008-09-25T01:11:00.000-07:00

Dorktown Podcast episode 65 is not safe for work and is all about this:

The hiatus is over, what's been happening? Nothing, that's what.
The Fresno Fair and restraining orders.
Death Magnetic talk.
"Live" remote from The Landmark's patio with Mike Oz and Vince from Sleepover Disaster.
Does Bells miss the Tower District?
Bells gets on his high horse.
An attempt to try and send it back out to The Landmark with Mike Oz, FAILS. An attempt at interviewing Ed and Adam from TVLGFHF, doesn't.
Armos keep to themselves.
Fresno Wabo talk - where's Sammy?
Fonzy Eyyys and Fulton Mall chicks.
Armenian Festival and old folks.
Mikey waits for the funny.

Listen to dorktown65.mp3

Contacting the show: mike@thefresnan.com, bells@dorktown.net, on myspace.

Episdoe 64: Internetland and Dorktownland collide

2008-08-10T17:35:00.000-07:00

I want you to think about something before you listen to this podcast: Can you handle listening to a couple of rude jackasses cussing, drinking and talking about nonsense? If the answer is yes, then download this: DorktownInternetLandEpisode64.mp3

Some things to expect:

A Fresnan ventures into Clovis?
What Fresno women would you like to see in a bikini?
Send Dorktown your gold!
Fresno band "The Fay Wrays" kiss Mikey and Bells.
Does a Fresno Starbucks need to be saved?
Baskin and Robbins corporate will want to hear this.
HIGH HORSE: Knock it off Kim! Knock it off!
Bells yells at Internetland.

Listen to Episode 64

Dorktown 63: Give it one more try

2008-07-10T23:33:00.000-07:00

We have returned with in-studio Fresno dorkness. Listen to Dorktown Episode 63. Be warned, rude language and rude Fresnans throughout.

-The FCC can't stop drinking on podcasts.
-Fresnans are tuff!
-Bells randomly checks on listeners.
-Hot Fresno breakfast spots.
-Timmy T controversy on The Fresnan.
-"Brodie Mash" answers questions from a dork.
-The "Front Row" pops up in Fresno in another form.
-Why is Ray Appleton so damn popular?
-FBomb drop.
-The Sleepover Disaster gets dorky.
-The return of the OR GAME.
-National Champion Diamond Dogs...with Pat Hill?
-Fonzy Eyyss.

Download: dorktownEpisode63.mp3

EPISODE 62: ONE DORKYASS PARTY

2008-06-19T00:16:00.000-07:00

Listen to Episode 62

The first half of the show is clips from the Dorktown Three Year Anniversary Party. Second half is Mikey and a low volume Bells talking on the phone about why they had to talk on the phone...yep, it's as exciting as it sounds.

No real summary this time. You've just got to listen and try to enjoy. If you're new to the Dorktown Podcast, I'd like to warn you it's unprofessional, obnoxious and there is swearing throughout - nasty Fresnans.

click it: dorktown62.mp3

Dorktown Episode 61: Damn Near Three Years

2008-05-30T23:15:00.000-07:00

Thank you for listening to this: DorktownEpisode61.mp3

-The Dorktown break wasn't long enough.
-Fresno owes Dorktown money.
-Tommy Boy Boyajian and his caucus.
-Ashley is flashing for votes.
-Tommy Lee's penis.
-Fresno State Football Coach Pat Hill on Dorktown...seriously.
-Chrysalis brings Barstow metal.

-DORKTOWN'S THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW AT STARLINE, JUNE 10TH!
-Fresno Podcast Report.
-Ed Stewart explains his new Fresno podcast.
-Beer break with The Overdubs.
-Mikey will buy you a beer.
-A lame Lost discussion.
-NEW SEGMENT: DO YOU TIP WHEN?
-Dorktown's FONZY EHHSS!
-Get drunk and call the Dorktown Hotline to leave a message: 559-224-2483.
-Fresno gets help from George Lucas.
-Email us: mike, bells, kim. Then check out The Fresnan.

*Download: Episode 61

Episode 60: Dorky Breathing

2008-04-17T23:11:00.000-07:00

Welcome to our humble frescast. Please beware of nasty language throughout.
Click to listen or download: Dorktown Episode 60

-KICKASS BAD AUDIO THROUGHOUT!
-"Cats" at the Saroyan isn't all that.
-Clovis kicks out their drunks?
-What's wrong with the podcast? Listeners chime in. You can call and leave a message about our suckness: 559-224-2483.
-An old Mikey rival calls in.
-June 10th, Dave "The Snake" Sabo's cousin will be at Dorktown's Three Year Anniversary Party at Starline. The likely lineup: It'll Grow Back, Beandip, Tokyo Death March and Chrysalis.
-We placate the Bakersfield listeners with a NL Belardes interview. Check out his new documentary.
-Fonzy Ehhhsss.
-Thank you Bells. Thanks to interviewees Mike Oz, Heather Mclane, Caruthers Reggie and MissyT.
-This show was long.

listen: dorkybreathingEpisode60.mp3
CONTACTS:
mike@dorktown.net
bells@dorktown.net
kim@dorktown.net (Ask Kimburrrly a question to be answered on a future show!)

KimBurrr Dorks: Dorktown EP59

2008-03-31T22:10:00.000-07:00

Kim Burrly

Listen to Dorktown Episode 59 [just click it!] HEADS UP: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR GRANDMAS.

-Dorktown puts Concordia, Kansas on the podcasting map.
-Apparently, Dorktown is the number four podcast in Fresno.
-Is Dorktown getting their ass kicked by The DUmb?
-Is there a band jinx on Dorktown?
-Tokyo Death March debuts on the show.
-NEW SEGMENT "ASK A ROLLER GIRL" DEBUTS WITH KIM BURRRLY! ( email Kim at kim@dorktown.net )
-Kim runs down Smog City's bout against Sonoma. Ever have to remove a skate from your 'giner?
-A Public House review of sorts.
-BIG DORKTOWN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!
-Becky does her best "Daisy".
-Fony Eyyysss.

Download Episode 59: kimburdorkEpisode59.mp3

Dorktown 58: Coach Cleavage

2008-03-09T22:54:00.000-07:00

Raw adultness ahead. Keep this in mind before you listen to: Dorktown Episode 58.

-Lame live news reporting.
-Armenian shine boxes.
-Up yours to Fresno podcasts.
-Lola La Chola of the Smog City Roller Grrls returns to Dorktown.
-Stacy Johnson-Klien on ESPN - with bad echoing.

NEW DORKTOWN SEGMENT: ASK A ROLLER GRRL!
Email Kim Burrly of Smog City and she will answer any questions you might have for a Roller Girl. Any. Question. kim@dorktown.net

-Fresno band Elmo Marconi goes Dork.
-"Coach Cleavage" calls in and turns out to not be all that funny.
-The Fonzy Ayyss get out of control.

Download: CoachCleavageDork58.mp3

Dork Dork Rogue - Episode 57

2008-02-13T22:23:00.000-08:00

You know by now, we ain't safe for work or moms. Knowing that, download this: Dorktown Episode 57

What to expect this time:
-Don't drive to Yosemite in the snow.
-Cops rule Fat Tuesday in the Tower.
-Bells-n-Mikey break down Fresno Magazine's "How Fresno are you?"
-Bells can't put up with the Club Fred name change.
-Mikey interviews the Bako/Fresno band The Dalloways.
-Fresno band Flight 409 gets a Dorktown style review.
-Pod-a-thon plans are made.
-The Rogue Festival will be covered by The Fresnan.
-Contact the show ya bastards: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

BANDS FEATURED IS THIS EPISODE:
-Duck Duck Goose.
-The Dalloways.
-Flight 409.

Download Episode 57: duckduckdork.mp3

Cafe Dorktown - Episode 56

2008-01-25T23:22:00.000-08:00

As always, listen at your own risk; NSFM [Not Safe For Moms].

Start by downloading this file: cafedorktown56.mp3 (It's a large file so there's a longer download time than normal...sorry n shit)

Bells and Mikey return for 2008 with a good-n-longass show:

-Did Fresno State's Pat Hill leave Dorktown a review on iTunes?
-A special Fresno Celebrity version of the "Or Game"
-The Dalloways are having a CD release party at Starline on February 15th.
-Mikey heads to the Fulton Mall to hang out with Leo from Cafe Corazon.
-Bells and Mikey wrap it up with the Fonzy Ayyss.

BAND FEATURED IN EPISODE 56:
Duck Duck Goose.
The Dalloways.

cafedorktown56.mp3

New Years in Dorktown - Episode 55

2007-12-22T17:18:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM DORKTOWN!

Download the latest: Dorktown Episode 55 [38:15]

Bands featured in Episode 55:
-Intro/outro music by Barstow's Duck Duck Goose.
-Song break by Fresno's Rademacher.

Some dorkyass (not safe for children) topics featured in Episode 55:
-Mikey, Bells, Derek and Producer Becky in studio.
-Canadian bootleg Christmas albums.
-A late and lame Van Halen in Fresno review.
-Fresno Magazine sells out to advertisers...imagine that.
-Stacy Johnson Klein rants.
-"If you've got some magic" from Rademacher.
-The West Hills College"comedian" calls Dorktown.
-Mikey still buys CDs, but does anybody else?
-An Oakland A's and nerd-themed High Horse.
-Fresno's DUI Checkpoints go national.
-Fonzy Eyyss....

Visit Dorktown's Myspace, home page and blog.

*Download this podcast: Dorktown Episode 55 [38:15]

A Fresno Dork Holiday: Episode 54

2007-11-25T11:34:00.000-08:00

WELCOME FRESNO PODCASTING FANS! Listen to the latest:
Download Episode 54

-Was Milton Bradley bowling in Fresno?
-Fresno only needs a beach to be perfect.
-What's your Fresno checklist?
-Too many damn new Fresno restaurants.
-Van Halen pre-concert talk; Wolfie vs. Michael, Dave vs. Sammy.
-Has Mikey defected to Flowing With Famous?
-Dorktown will go on forever.
-Fresno band, Victory Jump, get some Dorktown play.
-A special Fresno Holiday themed "OR GAME"
-Time for Fonzy Ehhhs: Johnny and Turtle from Love the Captive. The Fresno Beehive. Fresno bloggers Ed and Adam. Fresno State football and Coach Fu-Manchu.
-Go to Mikey's blog The Fresnan and to Dorktown's Myspace,

dorktownholidayEP54.mp3
*Check out our Podcast Pickle channel for more downloading and subscription options.

Dorktown Episode 53: LOCKED AND LOADED

2007-11-01T22:52:00.000-07:00

Hang-out folks and click to download: RageAgainstBellsDorktownEp53.mp3

-Tastes Like Fresno.
-Halloween and shit.
-Mommy Nature attacks Fresno.
-Ladies get saucy on Halloween.
-In The Tower Never Rescued provides a music break.
-Bells gets fucked up with Hillary in Operation Bakersfreedom.
-New Dorktown sponsor "Locked and Loaded" with Jilly Bo Hicks.
-THE new "move" for dudes is in a car wash.
-A Fresno podcast report: Dixiecast gone, Overdubs going strong, Flowing with Famous gets dorky.
-Fonzy Eyyyss: Go to Dorktown's myspace.
-Leave a drunk message at 559-224-2483!!! (24 hours a day)
-Read The Fresnan.

Download: RageAgainstBellsDorktownEp53.mp3

Episode 52: DARTH BECKY'S REVENGE!

2007-10-18T22:09:00.000-07:00

Dorktown, The Fresnan, Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky brings you EPISODE 52:
DOWNLOAD THIS BASTARD: Episode52:DarthBecky.mp3

-One cat brings down Fresno City College.
-Indiana Jones brings his Crystal Skull to Fresno.
-Trump may return to the Running of the Horses.
-Hilary comes to Fresno.
-Bryan Zera leaves Fresno in the lurch...there's audio.
-Last Call still should be Zapps Park.
-Dorktown reviews Pangea.
-HateFX finally gets played on Dorktown and in Monterey.
-Mikey gets real...um...nerdy for Helmet's Page Hamilton.
-Page tells us a Fresno story.
-Becky reveals waaaaaay to much.
-Bells gives us a HIGH HORSE that Fresnans will love.
-Introducing the DORK CALENDER. Contact Mikey if you want your event to be dorky.
-Mikey is guest hosting on Move On UP November 9th.
-Fonzy aayyyyss.
-Paris Hilton rant.
-Becky wraps the mic and kills the listeners ears.
-Bryan Fitzgerald's fav's Your 33 Black Angels.

*Download this: Episode52:DarthBecky.mp3

EPISODE 51: Mikey and Bells suck

2007-10-02T17:50:00.000-07:00

This show doesn't always kickass from start to finish. Sometimes it never kicks any ass at all. Is Episode 51 one of those times? Find out by downloading: Download maxdorkepisode51.mp3 (22736.4K)

Or just hang and play this:

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This, as always, is Not Safe For Work and your baby's ears. So ear-muff everyone else and listen too:

Van Halen coming to Fresno - Alice in Chains show reviewed - Smog City Roller Grrls' bout vs SJ Vixens - Selling out to Mr. Rude - Armo running for Fresno Mayor - Fresno Fair is fried - Victory Grill is ehhh - Me-N-Eds the best pizza in Fresno? - Mikey Announces his Blog/Website - Fonzy Ehhhs.

EPISODE 50: ROLLER DERBY DORKS

2007-09-08T14:22:00.000-07:00

Download this NotSafeForWork or YourMom episode: rollerderbydorksEP50.mp3
[sorry about the ,webcam caused, jumps in audio throughout the show]
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You'll hear "Kim Burly" and "Lola La Chola" of Fresno's Smog City Roller Grrls, duke it out podcast style with Mikey, Bells, Producer Becky and Dorktown's Webcam.

Learn the important things about roller derby, like: Do the girls shirts get torn off during bouts? Is Bakersfield a real rival? Do the girls have guy groupies? Could the Fresno Wiffleball League run with Smog City?

Also, Mikey interviews Fresno writer/comedian/filmmaker Jaguar Bennett. Jag talks about being a comedian in Fresno and his documentary about Fresno...yes a documentary about FRESNO.

There's more than that, but ya gotta listen dorks.

*(Contact mike@dorktown.net with any questions about the show.)

rollerderbydorksEP50.mp3

EPISODE 49: Bad audio--sex--Fresno bars

2007-08-18T10:21:00.000-07:00

Here is the mp3 file to download in all its drunk glory: Download Episode 49.
Or use the player:

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Here is some of what you'll be listening to:
-First half of show is deleted due to drunk idiots.
-Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection" calls the Dorkline.
-West Hills College Guy needs to be "taken care of"!
-Married people have sex?
-Less donuts for fat Fresnans.

-"Live" remote from new Northeast Fresno bar "Office...(something)" on Cedar and Nees.

-Is this Van Halen reunion for realsies?
-Coach Pathill Fumanchu calls the show from Reps and he's...got a hooker problem.
-Fonzy Eeeehhss: Sandpoint Idaho-Montana, Portland, Move On UP, Flowing With Famous, people that sign the Podcast Frappr map.

-We leave you with some bonus Super Lucky Catz recorded live during Episode 48 of Dorktown.

*Download Episode 49 of the Dorktown Podcast

Tweener Episode 2: Dorktown invades Fresno radio

2007-08-12T22:18:00.000-07:00

It's an all new episode of Dorktown's bastard child "The Tweener". Click the file dorktowntweenerEP2.mp3 to listen to Episode two - or use this player:

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Here's what you're downloading:

MOU brings in the whole damn crew from Dorktown Podcast to talk it up. Some of what they talk about:

How to start up a Fresno podcast, other Fresno podcasters, music laws, how much swearing is allowed, late night calls, webcasting, people dig FRESNO, personalities from Fresno calling Dorktown, where's the Bullard Bell?, Fresno remotes, downtown Fresno's parking sucks...badly, calling up strippers, Devoya brings in the "Or Game", Move On Up's Podcast and - of course - much more.

**Move On UP can be heard in Fresno every Friday night from 7 to 8 on 88.1FM

Super Lucky Dorktown - Episode 48

2007-07-21T16:50:00.001-07:00

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It only took 48 tries, but we have a Dorktown Podcast first: a live band on the show. It was worth the wait. Dorktown get the Super Lucky Catz to talk it up and perform live.

Download this file: SuperLuckyDorktownEp48.mp3 [48:28] [44.3 MB]

SHOW RUNDOWN:
Bells is away, vacationing in damn Portland so Mikey is left all alone...well not all alone. Rob "The Voice", Brandon, Jen and Shadow from SLC, sit in for Bells.

-The Dorktown Webcam is up and running.
-Everyone chimes in on the whole River Park curfew mess.
-What does SLC think of Vam Fest?
-SLC talks about their first show, local venues and more.
-Rob and Jen speak candidly about their American Idol experience.

-Creator of Fresnofamous.com, Jarah, says goodbye to Fresno on Dorktown.

-SUPER LUCKY CATZ perform live (as the sound man works out some kinks).
-SLC keeps playin' (because they kick-ass)!

-Mikey tries to give out the "Fonzy Eeehhhss" to Joshua T, Dorktown's My spacers, Fresno Famous users and Bells, but classic Dorktown audio problems cut the show short.

Thanks for listening!
SuperLuckyDorktownEp48.mp3

Donald Trump - Fresno - Dio - Cerro Victoria - Chupacabra - D'Chips - Episode 47

2007-06-29T16:48:00.000-07:00

-Here we are, download this NSFW beast: doritochipdorksEP47.mp3
OR USE THE PLAYER:

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You'll be listening to this:
-DORKTOWN BREAKDOWN: Donald Trump, PGA and Running Horse. Sammy makes 80 mil'. Save Mart's "Victory Lane" sucked. James Dio comes to Fresno.

-Clip of Bryan Garza - from "Scissors for Lefty" - calling Dorktown [turn your volume down on this one.] The full interview can be found HERE.
-Sanger stories.
-VALLEY PODCAST REPORT: Mike Oz' Local Music Podcast. A Move on UP podcast has started. Flowing With Famous loses Jarah.
-Bells doesn't know what a Chupacabra is.\
-There are all kinds of Maddog 20/20
-Los Angeles band, Cerro Victoria, gets Dorktown play; catch them in Fresno on July 5th at the Crossroads.
-Dorktown gets a call from...um...South of someone's border...
-Fonzy Ehhss: Capistrano, Rosa Lindas Mexican restaurant, Maroo and more sushi in Fresno, Said the Gun to the Girl, Pizzaland, Love the Captive, everybody on our MySpace page and every Fresno Famous user.
-Dorktown FU's

Click to download and hang: doritochipdorksEP47.mp3

Show contact: mike@dorktown.net

Dorktown Presents: "The Tweener" podcast

2007-06-19T22:44:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, nerdy audio happens in between episodes of Dorktown and it just can't wait for the next show. Well no longer, dorks.

Presenting a new podcasting idea from Dorktown called "The Tweener". It's not your standard episode of Dorktown, but it's in the same Fresnerd park....actually, this one is cool. Not dorky. Except for Mikey's breathing.

The first episode is a spesso one; On-the-brink-of-hitting-it-big-band, Scissors For Lefty's singer Bryan Garza (with an occasional appearance from brother Steven).
[FIRST, download this mp3: DorktownTweenerEP1.mp3]

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Then listen for stuff like:
-Playing a SFL dream show.
-Starting out in San Luis Obispo.
-The brotherly love of SFL.
-Making it in San Francisco.
-Where to see bands in "The City".
-What Fresno bands does Bryan like?
-SFL's show at the Starline.
-The new Album "Underhanded Romance", and much more.

If you want to SEE what Scissors For Lefty is all about, peep this Electronic Press Kit.

**Also on that Friday night bill are some big local bands: Beandip, El Olio Wolof, The Same Shape

Episode 46: Dorks Caught on Tape

2007-06-10T09:38:00.000-07:00

Please begin downloading this [unsafe for childrens ears] file: videodorksEP46.mp3
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You'll listen to stuff like this:

-Live for the first time, Dorkam and chat simulcasting in dreary dork video.
-Live Dorktown chat-room is distracting to unprofessional podcasters.
-Bells thinks Dave and Busters is coming.
-River Park will have no parking.
-Is Disney audio really pushing "the edge" of podcasting?
-Ryan and "Caruthers Reggie" join.
-Pirates of the Caribbean audio overtakes the dorks. Listen hard and you might hear Jack Sparrow.
-"Or Game" is goin' on.
-JK from Atlanta lights up the Dorkline.
-Fresno's Police Copter finally gets on the podcast.
-Caruthers Fair VS Fresno Fair.
-Wiffleball talk seeps into the 'cast.
-Julie calls in; she can't make the Bullard High Class of '97 reunion, but Bells can.
-The Central Valley podcast report falls short of full coverage.
-Fonzy eeeehhhsss to folks like: Tony D, Bakersfield peeps, our new Myspace friends and hot tubs everywhere.
-The Sapranos ends.

videodorksEP46.mp3 [53:40]

We're Live on Stickam Saturday!

2007-06-08T00:13:00.000-07:00

For an updcate on Saturday, download this: stickamdork.mp3

Or read this:
We are making Fresno podcasting history this Saturday night. The first ever podcast in Central California to go live in streaming audio and choppy-ass webcam video.

The podcast of which I speak is Dorktown - who else would do such a geeky event? And here is where you can come in.

Go to Stickam.com and sign up for an account. Then befriend Dorktown on Stickam. Now just show up online at 10:00 Pacific Saturday and hangout with nerds Bells and Mike as we talk Fresno and whatever.

You actually don't need a Stickam account to just listen and watch. Go to the Dorkcam page at ten and observe in anonymity.

Feel free to email me with any questions or topics. See ya Saturday night!

DorkCore: Episode 45

2007-05-19T00:42:00.000-07:00

Capistrano

Sorry for the length of the download but it just had to be done, hang-out and click this: dorkcoreEpisode45.mp3 [58:21] If you don't want to wait for the download, just press play here:

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What kind of specialness will you be listening to?:

-Devoya from Move On Up joins Dorktown to talk KFSR, "Move" and (what else?) FRESNO [Westside liquor stores, fig parties] and underground Fresno media and underground helicopters.

-MiKeY gets a sweet interview with up-and-coming Morgan Hill band Capistrano. I'm gettin' this experimental-metal-grindcore stuff ... I like it.

-A kinda serious Grindcore debate

-More kick-shit Fresno talk.

-Dorktown heads out to "Sudz in the City"

-Fonzy eeeeehhhhhhhhs.

-A Mikey 'mashup' with The Shame Shape and Capistrano.

*Check out the Capistrano video at Fresno's Starline by Dorktown.

**CAPISTRANO WILL BE TOURING DORKTOWN CITIES THIS SUMMER: Santa Cruz, Phoenix, Portland and .... ahhhh .. PORTERVILLE?? Check this for details

Fahrenheit Dorks - Dorktown Episode 44

2007-05-02T23:51:00.000-07:00

Do you listen to this podcast? Really? Damn, that's cool, well, you should listen to this new one...please download this: episode44dorkremote.mp3

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A SAMPLE OF WHAT YOU'LL BE LISTENING TO:
-The troubles of having a business downtown - parking sucks.
-A hot chick stands next to Bells.
-New Fresno/Bullard restaurant - Fahrenheit - gets a Dorktown rundown. Get to the N.E. corner of Shaw and West and go there...then order something...'cause it's good.
-104.1 New Rock Birthday Bash returns: Queens of the Stone Age, Plain White T's and Sum 41 come to Fresno.
-Why does the Mid-State Fair book bigger acts than the Fresno Fair?
-Crazy Riders.
-Fresno is better than every city in the history of cities.
-Bullard and Fresno City drama.
-Bells busts out an "OR GAME"
-FONZY EEHHHH'SSSS.

*Thanks for listening, check us out on Myspace and be our friend and stuff.

**If you would like another option for listening to this episode click

Podshow channel: Episode 44 and you get to hear the Kingpin of Podcasting - Adam Curry - before the show begins....holy shit, I guess.

Flowing With Dorktown

2007-04-24T19:02:00.000-07:00

We here at Dorktown are stealing. We're stealing podcasts. But, at least we're on this one. Mikey and Bells make an appearance on Flowing With Famous, hosted by Jarah and Josh and engineered by Bryan - he makes it sound hella better than Dorktown.

Download it today by clicking: FlowingWithDorktown.mp3

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Episode 43: Dork Short

2007-04-14T19:09:00.000-07:00

The tightest episode of the Dorktown Podcast ever. Bells and Mikey hang with Ford at Fresno's Lime Lite. Bells spoofs Mikey. That's the show.

Download won't you: Episode43.mp3

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Episode 42: Dork Pollution

2007-03-31T00:11:00.000-07:00

Welcome Fresno and the world to another edition of the Dorktown Podcast!

Download Episode 42 and listen to the Fresno audio shitstorm:
DOWNLOAD ME: dorkpollution.mp3

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Here is a little bit of what you'll here this episode:

-Bells and Mike give out the Dorktown Awards for Fresno - think Fresno Bee's Peoples Choice Awards on crack.
-Sound Pollution's Brad and Chris talks podcasting with Mike.
-Dorktown travels to Arizona for the Tempe Beer Festival.
-A member of a prominate Fresno morning show calls the Dorktown Hotline.
-Fonzy Ehhs to things like: Bakotopia.com...

Thanks for listening bastards.

EPISODE 41: DORK IN THE GARDEN

2007-03-03T15:48:00.000-08:00

Please, be gentle and download this adult podcast: dorkgarden41.mp3. Or use this:

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Some stuff to listen for in this episode:
-Bells tries to get pissed at Portland Assholes but it ain't happening. Mike breaks down Fresno Haters.

-Fresno podcast report: Free Thought Fresno - Flowing With Famous - Dorkfeed.

-Dorktown gets an impromtu interview with the author of Murder in the Garden: "Famous Crimes of Early Fresno County" from Fresno bar Moynihans Pub.

-Battle of the Bartenders audio.

-Fonzy Ehh's: Marissa

FRESNO BANDS TALKED ABOUT OR PLAYED THIS EPISODE:
Rademacher
Beandip
Six Ounce Gloves
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dorkgardenep41.mp3

Mike Oz Blogs about Dorktown.

EPISODE 40.2: MORE "POD-A-THON"

2007-02-23T17:22:00.000-08:00

It's the second half of Episode 40 "The Podathon." Bells and Mikey continue to wait for seven listeners to contact them. Does it finally happen? Is there another section on the way? Does any one give a shit?
Download this: Maspodathon.mp3
OR: Click here to use one of the several playing options that Podshow.com gives you for this episode.

BUT DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD FROM THIS POST FIRST: Episode 40.1

FRESNO BANDS PLAYED THIS EPISODE:
Pinkeye
Beandip

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EPISODE 40: THE POD-A-THON

2007-02-18T11:40:00.000-08:00

Not only is this the Pod-a-thon, we are also trying a new thing with Podshow.com so don't be afraid if Adam Curry chimes in somewhere.

Here is the file to download Pod-a-thonEpisode40.mp3. You can also go to our new Podshow Channel and use one of the player options they have.

The Pod-a-thon show special summary is this: Bells and Mikey just hang and wait for seven Dorktown listeners to contact them. That's it, that's the show. They can't stop recording till they get the seven contacts. Are they still waiting? Download and find out.

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FRESNO BANDS PLAYED ON THIS EPISODE:
*Beandip
*The Dustups
*The Same Shape

DORKTOWN PODCAST-A-THON 2007

2007-02-13T23:35:00.000-08:00

What the hell is this Podcast-a-thon thing Dorktown has been shoving down your throat?

Coming, this Saturday night, beginning at 10:00 Pacific...IT'S THE DORKTOWN POD-A-THON! Download this to find out more:
podathoncommercial.mp3
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Basically, what we need from the listeners is this: find a way to contact us during the show on Saturday night. We will keep taping the podcast until we're "contacted" seven times during the show. Here are the ways to contact us during taping.

--Come to the Dorktown Forum and post a reply in the OFFICIAL PODCAST-A-THON 2007 THREAD. If you don't have an account yet, just take a minute and sign up. We will post the thread around 9:00 Pacific time and you can start replying to it then.

--Call us during the show (after 10:00 on Saturday Feb 10th) at 559-224-2483 and you'll get yourself on the show and qualify as contacting us. If it's busy try again. If you get the answering machine that means the show is over and we actually got seven "contacts."

--Email us during the show. Starting at nine, if you email mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net. That counts and we thank you.

--Buy "You've Got The Ass." Yes, Chewbacca and the Rhythm Wookies have a song to download on the Podsafe Music Network. Follow this link: Wookie and if you look below you will be able to see where you can buy the song to download. Have fun with that one, it's the worst song off all-Fresno time.

If you are the 7th "Contacter..err..er", you'll when a free t-shirt (once we make some one day).

Check the Dorktown Forum for the fuckin' latest. Don't worry if you come in at like 11:00. There's a good chance we will still need your help.

This Saturday night, we NEED IT.

Fresno Mayor Pimpin': Podcast 39

2007-01-26T17:16:00.000-08:00

BELLS DEATH TAPE:

PLEASE! Download Dorks Talkin' Fresno smack: pimpinpodcast39.mpg [53:26]. Give it a little time, it's a big one. You can also use the Odeo Player below.

-A quick talk about "rape" at Casa De Fruita.

-Is Dorktown going to upcoming Fresno rock shows?

-Dorktown finally heads out to Madera and talks with Dave Childers about the demise of "Get Out"..

-Dorks try and break down the Police reunion and Van Halen Reuniting - Wolfie in, Mikie out.

-Mayor Bubba cuts a "Orange Aid" commercial.

-Madera remote ain't done: Where's the place to eat in Madera?

-An impromtu interview in the Club Fred bathroom with Boney of the Argyle Pimps.

-More Dave Childers interviewing, this time with Fresno music and club talk.

-Dorktown's best listener calls the dorkline (559-224-2483) and requests a song for Wiffle Atlanta.

-Fonzy Ehhhs (keep checking the Message Board for deatails on podcast 40 and the "Pod-a-Thon". Vote for Fresno's Best Fresno band!

-Dorktown Podcast "finishes-off" the Argyle Pimps
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**Yes, we did "use" the unfortunate valley freeze to create a skit, but that doesn't mean we are heartless towards what some families are going through right now. Bells and I encourage you to make a donation to Community Food Bank to help out.
-Mike

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DORK FAMOUS: PODCAST 38 - PART TWO

2007-01-14T11:01:00.000-08:00

This is part two of podcast 38. Part one is here: Part one of 38.
It wouldn't be a Dorktown Podcast without audio problems; ignore the buzzing and please listen. Download podcast 38 PART TWO: dtownfamous38part2.mp3. Or you can use the player below at the bottom of the post.

LANGUAGE WARNING: There's a lot of naughty talk, take care listening. Here's the rundown of part two:

PART TWO:
-Bells puts a girl in a hospital at Fresno State AIR GUITAR!
-Jarah's not a Van Halen fan but she does like Extreme.
-MISTER RUDE!!!!!
-Fresno trivia.
-What happened to Fagan's?
-Strip club debate.
-Fulton Mall traffic.
-Dorktown Podcast spin off?
-The Fresno Bee folks kick ass.
-Don't fuck with Wham! Wham Wrap '07.
-The Fonzy Eeeeehhhh'ssss - Thanks Tony D', Jarah, Josh and Reid.

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Famous Dork Parts: Podcast 38

2007-01-14T08:41:00.000-08:00

It wouldn't be a Dorktown Podcast without audio problems; ignore the buzzing and please listen to/download podcast 38 - in two parts:

PART ONE: dtownfamous38Part1.mp3
PART TWO: dtownfamous38part2.mp3

*You can also go to the Dorktown Podcast Blog to use the players and get more information on the show.

LANGUAGE WARNING: There's a lot of naughty talk, take care listening.

PART ONE:
-Jarah and Joshua straighten out all of the Bee Famous controversy.
-What will happen to Famous when Sour Grapes goes away?
-What's the new name of Joshua's blog?
-Will Jarah post after she's gone?
-Bells still needs nude pics.
-Who painted over Marilyn?
-Clovis West sucks.
-Josh explains It'll Grow Back's name and Sweeds. (END OF PART ONE)

PART TWO:
-Bells puts a girl in a hospital at Fresno State AIR GUITAR!
-Jarah's not a Van Halen fan but she does like Extreme.
-MISTER RUDE!!!!!
-Fresno trivia.
-What happened to Fagan's?
-Strip club debate.
-Fulton Mall traffic.
-Dorktown Podcast spin off?
-The Fresno Bee folks kick ass.
-Don't fuck with Wham! Wham Wrap '07.
-The Fonzy Eeeeehhhh'ssss - Thanks Tony D', Jarah, Josh and Reid.

PART ONE:

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Dorkisode 37: Famous Sellouts

2006-12-19T22:29:00.000-08:00

Picture taken by Jarah

Here we are again. Please download this one: dorkcast37.mp3. Or just press play and hang-out:

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The great Fresno Famous debate. Did Fresno Famous sellout?

Bells and Mikey rampage on another Fresno podcast - don't tell anyone.

Hot Fresno girl band gets some play: Rose Line - thanks to Sound Pollution

We found out what Chris Daniels and Brad have been up too: The Grey Area

The most Famous Fresno "old Fresno" discussion ever!

What do you want to hear and see from us in 2007? Email Mikey or
Bells and tell the idiots. Or call 559-224-2483.

dorkcast37.mp3 [40:22]

Podcast 36: Grog Dorks

2006-11-30T22:33:00.000-08:00

Download this show: Podcast36.mp3 [48:56] - yep, it's a longin. If you don't like downloading, just hang and listen to the show on our Odeo player below.

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You will be hearing stuff like this:

-There are some new Fresno podcasts: Redwave Podcast and Dixiecast - we rip the hell out of their Fresno hating asses.
-High Horse comes back. C rips on people that...rip Fresno.
-Fresno/'Frisco and all of California's enviroments.
-Bells is pissed-off about Adam Carolla talking all kinds of Fresno.
-"Live" remote from new Fresno/Clovis bar, Grogs.
-Fresno DUI Checkpoints rule all other cities.
-Sounds Of Fresno game returns.
-Another Grogs pub remote.
-Coach Manchu calls the Dorkline - 559-224-2483.
-Dave Childers lights-up the Dorkline with big news about the Fresno Bee's "Get Out" monthly.
-Post your pictures to the new: Dorktown Picture Pool!!
-C is a weirdo.
-It is the Fonzy Eeeehhhhhss: Joel, Fresno Bee Hive, Hectic Films, Tony D', 80's Oakland A's pitchers, Heros Comics, Kevin Smith and Mallrats...
-Keep your head up for the Pod-a-Thon on podcast 37.
-Another Grogs remote.

Town. Dorktown. Podcast 35

2006-11-18T16:54:00.000-08:00

As always, be very careful before listening to the show, it is filled with vulgarity. Not for children or even dogs ears: Download Podcast35.mp3

>Trent returns to represent Phoenix and compete for a whole FIVE DOLLARS, in James Bond trivia.
>Bells does our first live commercial. Make sure to Email Mikey if you want to sponsor Dorktown - I'd highly advise against that but...what the hell.
>A new brother podcast of Dorktown -
Falcons Cast - is now out.
>There will be an upcoming podcast-a-thon (show 37 probably) for Dorktown.
>Bryan Zera of All Good Things sits down to have a nice talk about life and Fresno and play an Or Game with Mikey at a Fresno Falcons game.
>Pat Hill's Fu-manchu calls the Dorktown listener line (559-224-2483) to cuss-out Mikey's beard, request dollar bills for Golddiggers and talk about how he "got" Stacy Johnson K. - sorry for the bad audio.
>Give out the Eeeeeeehhhhhsssss.
>A pissed-off call back.

Podcast35.mp3

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Dorktown 34: Atomic Dork

2006-11-10T00:20:00.000-08:00

Download this now: AtomicCast34.mp3 and you will hear bad audio with things like:

-EVERYBODY HAS DORKMAIL.
-Is KRZR going away???
-Borat movie is taking over all of Fresno.
-Illegal Edwards theatre audio.
-Steve Perry albums.
-The Atomic Punks sound dead on VH in San Dieg. The audio goes to hell. Can you hear anybody talking? I can't.
-Should Van Halen be in the Hall Of Fame with Gary?
-K-Fed gets kicked out. Dorktown wrote about it: Chech it here!
-Dorktown has a YouTube Dorktown Channel
-Dorktown Odeo Channel.
-Give out the Eeeeeehhhhsssss.

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Podcast 33: San Diego drunk dorks

2006-10-30T20:07:00.000-08:00

Don't download this show if you don't like hearing the "F" word or listening to drunk fools. If you're okay with that, try downloading this: SanDiegoDorks.mp3

Here is what to expect after downloading:

-Four drunks.
-Dorktown travels to San Diego to appease a listener.
-Memories of The Green House...sorta.
-An attempt at a Fresno State football discussion.
-A drunkin' breakdown.
-On air squabbling.
-Show starts to implode.
-Tower Records memories.
-The host has a breakdown.
-More attempts at a Tower discussion.
-The worst Fonzy Ehhhhhhsss ever.

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*Email Bells: Write to Bells
*Email MikeyC: MikeyC

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Borat is a Dork - Episode 32

2006-10-08T00:06:00.000-07:00

Content is rude and language is raw, if you're okay with that then download this:
boratdork32.mp3

-Live ("live" meaning taped) from Curry Village, Bells goes down.
-Out of town Dorktown listeners write in to bitch.
-SoCal, OrCal and FresCal.
-I hope you wake-up with...
-Yosemite Valley report: COPS CURRY VILLAGE.
-Dorktown has a new Youtube channel: Dorktown Channel
-Top five Taco Bells in Fresno.
-The Big..big...BIG...BiG Fresno Fair.
-Fresno Famous segment gets pushed back.
-Dorktown gets out with the Eeeeehhhhhsss.
-Atwater produces.
-Fresno Falcon reports are coming on this damn podcast.

boratdork32.mp3 [30:26]

Dorktown Podcast: Drunkisode 31

2006-09-16T00:31:00.000-07:00

You gots to waits for this download; it's long and drunk episodedork31.mp3 (52:40).

Just click it and wait for the download...it's long. But don't listen to it at work unless you have headphones cause there is a lot of RAW LANGUAGE! There WILL be a point where you'll get disgusted.

-You've Got The Ass comes back.
-We can't hear Bells and C is too loud...is this a good or bad thing? It's bad, we can't hear Bells...not having a sound engineer sucks.
-Chris Daniels references.
-Bells is still single.
-C challenges people to get nude.
-Sound Pollution doesn't lie.
-The Police reunite in Fresno?

-Devoya Mayo gets her Dorktown Podcast interview - too bad it's in the middle of this drunkcast. Devoya hosts Fresno's best radio show Move On Up (located on 88.1, 7:00 pm every Friday), you really should listen.

-George's monkey is set free.
-West and Sheilds stories.
-Dry Hump King of Bullard High.

-The "OR GAME" is back in a strong way.

-The Fonzie Eeeeeeehhhhhssss.

episodedork31.mp3 (52:40)
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Dorktown 30: South Lake Fresno

2006-09-03T08:14:00.000-07:00

Nobody really wanted us to make it to show 30, but we did. Just click on: dorktownis30.mp3 [36.05] and wait for the download.

**As per most our shows, this show has a WARNING: FOUL CONTENT (excessive use of the "P" word).

-Everybody's getting laid in the Tower District but us.
-Email BELLS or C with show thoughts.
-The Mars Volta and Red Hot Chili Peppers come to Fresno and Dorktown was there.
-Selland's better than Save Mart.
-No more beer at Fresno State games.
-The Greek Festival has no food.
-Song break: Populus with "The Night."
-Audio from Bells' weekend at South Lake Tahoe.
-Move On Up has been goin' for three years.

(dorktownis30.mp3 [36.05])

Tool Dorks - Podcast 29

2006-08-13T01:17:00.000-07:00

Fresno Dorks, Tool Dorks, Wookiee Dorks, all should download this:tooldorks.mp3 (35:32)

Here is a small example of what you'll find (as always, listen for the foul language):

-It’s all outdoors.
-David Lee Roth deletes Dorktown?
-No, Los Angeles, YOU SUCK!
-A Point Break 2: Bohdi Lives script is on the way.
-Shotguns and Vodka.
-Meet up at The Badission.
-A way too complete Tool concert rundown.
-A lot of crotch talk.
-Classic Fresno train sounds.
-Until April finally gets played on dorktown.net
-Beer is cooler than Chad.
-Guess who gets a Fonzy Eeeeehhhhh?
-Show 30, will it be better?

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2006-08-01T18:11:00.000-07:00

Just posting to my Odeo channel
Episode 28: episode28belardes.mp3

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Episode 28: Don't Make Fun of Fresno or Bako

2006-07-22T19:19:00.000-07:00

Episode 28: episode28belardes.mp3(45:04) (click the mp3 file to download)
I WARN YOU, FOUL LANGUAGE!

The in the face language starts us off.

Bells Try's to decipher some KFSR Armenian.

Nobody's having sex in Fresno's heat.

New Dorktown game: SOUNDS OF FRESNO
Beat Bells at identifying Fresno "sounds."

Fresno karaoke with gunshots in the Quigley District.

Finally, Mr. NL Belardes gets an interview with Dorktown. We rundown stuff like: Nick vs. Bako media, Bakersfield: Life as it Should Be, independent journalists vs. paid journalists, grass fires on Highway 99, Fresno Famous is mimicked by the Fresno Bee, Fresno Falcon blog off, Fresno and Bakersfield both get ripped by Los Angeles, N.L. has a Film Festival going on about his book and Fresno is invited.

Podcasting sucks without Bells.

Fresno podcasting report: Mike Oz Podcast, news on Flowing With Famous and Libation.

C gets on his HIGH HORSE: Hear the final minutes of the Dale Julin Show (A DORKTOWN EXCLUSIVE!!)

Giving out them Fonzy Eeeeeeeh's: Fresno Famous bloggers, Piper, Clerks II, Borat, Dorktown My Space, The Same Shape

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DorktownBeanDip27

2006-06-24T01:10:00.000-07:00

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO FRESNOOOOOOO: SHOW 27, DOWNLOAD THIS: dorkdipshow27.mp3
**BAD LANGUAGE ABOUNDS (AS ALWAYS)

-Ghana rules the World Cup.
-Fresno's Bean Dip questions Mikie's sexuality.
-Tool is coming back.
-The premier of "The Three And Two" (a couple of nerds [Trent and Mikie] talking Star Wars)
-Somebody dropped an F-Bomb on KMJ.
-Rocky mountain dorks.
-The Intersection Game comes back.
-What's your favorite Fresno Biznitch?
-New Roeding Park bathroom.
-A new Fresno artist, Shon J, gets some Dorktown love.
-KRZR gets ripped again.
-Where is Flowing With Famous?
-The Fonzy Eeehhhhhssss and the Fonz thumbs down - the actress that does the commercials for The Dale Julian Show is terrible.

-Our Space

dorkdipshow27.mp3

Bigfoot Nude - Show 26

2006-06-06T23:08:00.000-07:00

Have you learned yet to listen to this show with headphones or with no kiddies or bosses around? Well, that's what you should do after you download this: bigfootnudeshow26.mp3

Some shows click and some shows DON'T. There is not a lot of "clicking" in this show - they can't all be gems. Expect to hear hosts Bells (Zohrab) and C (Mike)talk about this:

-Mr. Rude Welcomings.
-Madonna stays in Fresno.
-Bells calls-out K-Fed.
-Sudz-N-The-City gets reviewed.
-Clovis people suck.
-Portland vs. Fresno.
-whitey is all over Portland.
-Pinkeye gives Dorktown a song break. Find them @ Greytank.
-Bigfoot loves the Sierra's and whisky.
-Contributing Dork, Aaron Ford, calls in to discuss the Fresno Wiffleball Leauge making an appearance at the Fastplastic wiffleball tournament in San Jose.
-Fresno Famous readers talk about how great Fresno is.
-C can't give out Ehhhhhhhhhhh's properly (The Fresno Falcons net streaches across the "pond" - Hi Leah!)
-All Good Things plays the boys out with Jonny and Max Rude.
- David Lee Roth is Dorktown's friend.

bigfootnudeshow26.mp3 44:13

You Got The Cash? SHOW 25

2006-05-10T23:25:00.000-07:00

-Yes, you will want to download this: FamousShow25.mp3 (just click and wait). Here's what you'll be listening for:

-Fresno's worst band, Chewbacca and The Rhythm Wookies, debuts a new "song".

-Show 24 sucked?

-We have too many listeners; take them from us Sound Pollution.

-Dorktown's My Space gets discussed.

-The most Famous listener EVER calls the Dorktown line.

-Smalltown Girls want to give us a nickel.

-Our new favorite Fresno band The Same Shape gets its Dorktown debut - go see them now!

-Fresno State Baseball players drink-it-up at La Tech.

-The Red Hot Mars Volta is coming to Selland Arena.

-Nick Belardes doesn't like Save Mart Center

-A new Tool album review.

-Yep, givin' out the EEEHHHHHH'sssss.

-More of the new Rhythm Wookies song: "If You've Got The Ass, I've Got The Cash".

FamousShow25.mp3

Call Us Tonight

2006-05-10T20:58:00.000-07:00

We're recording show 25 tonight, during the 10:00 hour (Fresno time). If you want to get on the show "live", call 559-224-2483 and we might pick up.

MAKESHIFT: SHOW 24

2006-04-25T15:05:00.000-07:00

It's the Makshift Show 24, download this: makeshiftshow24.mp3

-A sober beginning
-Fresno band All Good Things gets some Dorktown playtime.
-Thank you Move On Up - Mikie sucks at hosting real radio shows.
-Bells calls the Dorktown line (559-224-2483)
-The rudest and most sexual "Or Game" EVER!!!! Don't listen without headphones. We're not real proud. (Sorry for the terrible audio during this segment.)
-Thank you:Nl Belardes
Smalltown Girls
Fresno Famous

-Adults download me: makeshiftshow24.mp3

FRESNUDE: Show 23

2006-04-07T23:42:00.000-07:00

It may be unfortunate, but the show is back. Be careful of language and download the show: show23autrystyle.mp3

What are you downloading?

-A partial "Taste Of Chaos" tour review.
-Pearl Jam discussion.
-Secret Mayor Autry audio.
-Nude Fresno magazine.
-Armenian singing.
-Fresno concert scene is live.
-Crack or Madonna?
-Check out Dorktown's lame My Space
-Kevin Smith's the man.
-Smack C upside the head.
-Mikey is hosting Move On Up on April 14th @ 7:00 PM
-Can the FCC fuck with Bells?
-Give out the EEEEEEHHHHHHSSSSS.

**Hey listeners, check out our Amazon Thingy from 'cast23. If you click through and buy something, we get like a whole NICKLE 'n shit. If only "Drinkin' With Lincoln" was still around.

Show 22 Is All Chuck Norris and myspace

2006-03-24T20:54:00.000-08:00

When you're dealing with podcasts, sometimes things don't work out the way you'd hoped. This is sometime.

We started out SHOW22.MP3 with a great interview with Mr. Bakersfield Nick Belardes, then we moved on to caller Aaron Ford. Unfortunately, you'll never get to hear that. I, Mike Seay, completely screwed that up by clicking the wrong podcast button and erasing the first two-thirds of the show.

But you do get to listen to the last third as I can't stand myself and Bell's keeps reciting Chuck Norris facts. Download it, it's one piece of somethin'.

SHOW22.MP3 download that. WARNING, THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH FOWL LAGUAGE TO LISTEN WITH NO HEADPHONES.

In the meantime, why not go buy Nick's book so you can join in on the disscussion a little when we have him back on. Or check out our new
MY SPACE page and be our friend.

THE BELLS - SHOW 21

2006-03-03T19:32:00.000-08:00

It's the Oscar show. Download this: show21.mp3 [51:33] It'll take a while to download. We don't like going that long but it had to happen. What was discussed?

-Trent Seay calls the Dorkline from Chandler, Arizona and goes over his Oscar picks with "The Bells" and Mikie. Stay with the boys, they think they know something about movies but they...well, they just don't.

-Fresno talk about the New Valley Times and Bells and Mikie give some idea's to Creative Fresno. How about a nudist park? Canal surfing? More sex clubs? Yao Ming in Fresno?

-We actually have a new listener? More Bullard Knights!

-Dorktown's the official ex-Fresnan podcast; we had a tornado dudes.

-A Bells planned "Or Game" - it's Fresno related and calmer than you are.

-Givin' out the EEeeeehhhhhhhhssss - Did you get one?

Show 20...Milestones

2006-02-15T22:18:00.000-08:00

Rude and explicit, it's show 20. Only adults should click: SHOW 20.mp3 and wait for the RUDE download. Listen for:

-A code for Korn tickets?
-Bells gives a Vegas report (podcasters get no respect).
-A look back at some older Dorktown shows - FEATURING TERRIBLE AUDIO!
-Mr. Rude commercial.
-HIGH HORSE segment.
-Nobody cares about C's new Fresno Falcons Blog.
-Givin' out the Fonzy Eeeehhhhhhhsss.

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FREE KORN TICKETS INFO:
Use the code number from this show, along with codes given in three podcasts hosted by Nick Belardes (click to find more info). Once you listen to the four designated podcasts, you will email Nick at noveltown@noveltown.net with the correct "codes". First one to do so get two tickets to Korn.

KORN. LIVE. YOU. FREE.

2006-02-11T23:47:00.000-08:00

DORKTOWN has teamed up with the Bako writer/podcaster/badass Nick Belardes to give YOU a chance to win tickets to see Korn kick off their world tour in Bakersfield.

A special code number will be given in the next Dorktown podcast (show 20 or a special emergency show in the next couple days), along with codes given in three podcasts hosted by Nick Belardes (click to find more info). Once you listen to the designated podcast, you will email Nick at noveltown@noveltown.net with the correct "codes". First one to do so get two tickets to Korn.

More news and podcasts to come.

SHOW 19...TOASTED

2006-01-28T18:13:00.000-08:00

Download this: SHOW 19 (WARNING - Adult type themes and such)

Download it so you can hear:
-Graciela Moreno reports on C's nudeness.
-The Stanley Cup in Fresno.
-"Libation" is the latest Fresno Podcast.
-Bell's saw a Carls JR. power play.
-C's High Horse: Orchard Park.
-Rejuvenate the Forestiere Underground Gardens...With sex clubs?
-Fresno's too damn spread out.
-The boys call up some strippers and don't fool anybody...Toy Shows Maaann.
-NEW SEGMENT: "Played or Propa" Is Kopi played out? "Lost"? Big Wheels? Pat Hill's Fumancu?
-Another Bells ARMENIAN LESSON.
-The EEHHHHHH'S are given out.

YOU...LISTENER'S...YOU ROCK!